Cats do not like fruits
this is my favorite gif set.
Best backstory. (x)
You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.
NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD
no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed
WHERE DO ACCENTS GO WHEN PEOPLE SING
you know that moment when u pass by ur crush in the hallway and ur eyes meet
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
tumblr can limit my posts, but they’ll never limit my swag
do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song
i have a bunch of high school musical party supplies who wants to party with me
we’re all in this together